Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Hermes Culture

http://hermesculture.blogspot.com/
"Hermes Culture" aka Chloe Qualenburg? aka Chloe Rosen? aka hrmsculture44@gmail.com aka Beau Danner?
(and possibly aka Jacob Freed?)

We are hearing some very serious, and very negative feedback about this seller. Anyone reading this is advised not to do business with this person.

AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Balto Bag Lady - oops My Bad !

I missed (see earlier post below) where the Purse Forum's self appointed Literary Expert, "Balto Bag Lady", called my book a work of  "fiction" (for those just coming to this party, my book is a memoir - aka non-fiction).  Now I'm most curious as to which parts she thinks are fiction?  Let's analyze some keys points of my book, starting at the beginning, and see what she might be referring to, shall we?

-The Letter from Hermes (if this was invented then Hermes clearly would have sued)
-I lived in Provincetown (this is easily proven true by online public records)
-I moved to Barcelona (the Purse Forum published my home address here in Barcelona)
-I bought/sold Hermes Scarves (the Purse Forum members bought from me and discuss this on tPF)
-I bought/sold Hermes Birkin bags ("Createursdeluxe" mentions this fact on her website. additionally in the process of selling my book to a publisher I was asked to produce Hermes store receipts as well as credit card receipts documenting all of this. After the James Frey situation no publishers were taking any risks)
-My Mother (nothing to say here)
-The "hostage situtation" (ask Createursdeluxe, she was part of all that)
-"grace of the garden" (ask LuxuryZurich, they can confirm)
-Santiago, Buenos Aires, Tokyo, Capri, etc (there are photos of me in the book at some of these places, additionally "objets intemporels" can confirm)
-The lamb dinner I had in Aix-en-Provence (that must be it! probably was crow)
I guess I could go page by page, but honestly I really don't have time to write another 272 pages analyzing my own book. I'll leave that to Ms Gunnery Cohen, she looks as if she's up to the task (wink):